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Old 12th April 2007, 05:46 AM
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This is a forwarded mail.....


Subject: A Patel family in gujarat.....very funny do read this

A Patel family in gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead
mother (ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the
daughters.
The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no
space left in it When they opened the lid , they found a letter on
top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,
I am sending Ba's body to you,since it was her wish that she should
be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT .
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 12 cans of cheese,
10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts)
Please divide
these among all of you. On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of
Reebok shoes(size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for
Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just
distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is
wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on
Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and
ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.

The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my
nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.

Love Smita

PS : and if anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is
also not feeling too well nowadays...

luv & luk
abi


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Old 12th April 2007, 08:56 AM
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oh my god,how worst the lady.....did her bor' sis' took the things also???
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Old 12th April 2007, 09:26 AM
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Good One!!
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