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Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.

Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele
Communication
engineering
from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of
Technology.

Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of
Technology? I had never
heard of this college before!

Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it
before getting an admission
into it ..
What happened is - due to cricket world cup I
scored badly! in 12th.I
was
getting a paid seat in a good college. But my
father said (I prefer to
call
him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of
money".(The baap actually
said -
"I will never waste so much of money on you"). So
I had to join this
college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao
Dhole-Patil, can at the
most
be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.

Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6
years to complete your
engineering.

Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it
in 4 years. But you
know,
these cricket matches and football world cup, and
tennis tournaments. It
is
difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and
3rd year. So in all I
took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.

Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in
maths. But I will try
to
keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These
cricket matches really
affect exams a lot. I think they should ban it.

Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket
matches to be banned.

Candidate: No, no... I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement
in life?

Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering.
My mom never thought I
would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd
year, she was looking
for
a job for me in BEST (Bus corporation in
Maharashtra) through some
relative.

Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher
study?

Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing
'lower' education
itself
was so much of pain!!

Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On
which platforms have
you
worked?

Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say
Andheri is my current
platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi
was my platform then.
As
you can see I have experience of different
platforms! (Vashi and Andheri
are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer: And which languages have you used?

Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I
can keep quiet in
German,
French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?

Candidate: It is a common sense - C comes after
B. So VC is a higher
version than VB. I heard very soon they are
coming up with a new
language
VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly
Language?

Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I
guess, this is the
language
our ministers and MPs use in assembly.

Interviewer: What is your general project
experience?

Candidate: My general experience about projects
is - most of th! e times
they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current
job?

Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata
InfoTech ltd. Since
joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I
used to think that
Bench
was another software like Windows.

Interviewer: Do you have any project management
experience?

Candidate: No, but I gues! s it shouldn't be
difficult. I know Word and
Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for
International phone call
and use speaker facility. And very important - I
know few words like -
'Showstoppers ' , 'hotfixes', 'SEI-CMM','quality'
,'versioncontrol'
,'deadlines' , 'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also
I can blame others for
my
mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our
company?

Candidate: Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project.
But it should not have
deadlines. I personally feel that pressure
affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I
would like to wear t-shirt
and
jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest
Wednesday off also, so as to
avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on
short term preferably 1-2
months) assignments. Personally I prefer US,
Australia and Europe. But
considering the fact that there is a world cup in
West Indies in 2007, I
don't mind going there in that period. As you can
see I am modest and
don't
have many expectations. So can I assume my
selection?

Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your
interest in our
organization. In fact I was never entertained so
much before. Welcome to
INFOSYS

Ha ha ha. Nice interview. I am reminded of this funny interview.

Interviewer: Have you held any responsible positions before?

Candidate: Yes, certainly. Wherever I worked they used to hold me responsible whenever somthing goes wrong.

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