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Old 10th April 2007, 10:24 PM
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  • Watch your words before children

    This is funny

    1ST SCENE


  • Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right before their
    little son.
    Daddy: Oh !! You Bitch!!
    Mommy: What?? You Bastard!
    Son: Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
    At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up something.
    Daddy: It means Ladies and Gentlemen, son.
    Son: Oh I see!!


    2nd SCENE
    The little son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there
    they mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'. Mommy was reading the
    papers.
    Son: Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
    At this moment, Mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to
    say.
    Mommy: "It means coats and hats, son"
    Son" Oh I see!!


    3rd SCENE
    Daddy was shaving his beard and the son passed by the toilet, suddenly,
    Daddy cut himself and screamed....

    Daddy: Oh shit!!
    Son: Daddy, what's shit?
    At this moment, Daddy's eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something
    to say:
    Daddy: "It means shaving cream, son".
    Son: Oh I see!!


    4th SCENE
    Christmas is approaching, and Mommy was stuffing the turkey into the
    stove. The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...
    Mommy: Oh fuck!
    Son: Mommy, what's fuck?
    At this moment, Mommy froze. She quickly thought of something to say.
    Mommy: "It means stuffing, son.
    Son: Oh I see!!


    5th SCENE
    It's Christmas eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all
    his uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
    Proudly he said...
    "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your breasts and
    penises at that corner of the house! My parents are busy at the moment.
    You see, Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and Mommy is
    fucking the turkey in the kitchen, but don't worry, they'll be out here in a
    minute!

    Everyone fainted

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Old 10th April 2007, 11:04 PM
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ohhhh my god poor kid . very nice sunkan .
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Old 11th April 2007, 12:43 AM
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Dear Sunkan,

Though it is a joke, I think the underlying message needs to be taken seriously -- that we have to be very careful while talking in front of kids.
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Good joke...
Parents should be careful...

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hello sunkan,
nice post.u r right.elders should be very careful while speaking infront of children.i think if children asks about the meaning,better not to give them a wrong meaning.better u say correct or just skip the question saying that is between elders.
poor thing in last scene,from his heart he welcomed every one.
but due to the wrong meanings given by their parents,a delicate situation had occured. thanx for sharing a nice post

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Old 11th April 2007, 05:18 AM
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hello sunkan,
nice post,not only v have to b careful with words also with pet name.
v gave some pet names to our neighbours,1 day our neighbour came to our house normally,my sister's daughter info us ,that gundu mama(fat uncle) has come,v all felt very ashamed & the uncle's face :icon_frown:,from that onwards v had stoppedgiving names to other so v have to be very careful with kids
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