New Element discovered

Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: WO

Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

Good one......trying to control my laughter!

Dear TDU,

That was a wicked joke

But still I enjoyed it very much

Dear Tamil,
Beware - I am a chemistry graduate & that too from American College !
I wrote the analysis of a woman, in our college magazine & got an award for the best article !
The woes of forgetfulness ??!!
Love,
Chithra.

Hi Raman(Tamildownunder),

Good one! But we will not forgive this easily. Wait and watch!

regards
Vidya

PS: Am still reading and enjoying yr kavithais. Am very busy, so not posting a FB regularly.

Dear TDU,

this is hilariously wicked, but a good joke.. hahahha

Jothi.

hahaha,very nice

hello


CECRI..
BARC
research panna anubhavam
pothavillayo
new element enru solli
young...!!! element pathi
kandupiditheero?
sirithu etru kolvathu
engal perunthanmai..
maattikondaal piratti eduthuvidamaattom..
greeeeeeeeeeeeeen
enru sonnatharku
mmmmmhhhmmm
kovamthaan...

sathya

hi,

very nice one.

W stands for Women

Put W upside down - becomes M which stands for Men.

So understand all the properties of Women totally opposite, very well suits for Men.

regards,

Vanaja

Dear ladies,

I was hesitant to put this humour here first. But, now after seeing your response hats off to you for your excellent sense of humour. Thanks to all of you for having enjoyed the humour.

Regards,

TDU