Cricket quiz

Dear Ladies,

This is not a forwarded message or copied from internet. This is my original imagination. It is in good humour. Here is the quiz.

1. Wife to Husband: Your son has scored zero in exam and you are not saying anything.

son; Mom, dad has scored a bigger zero in West Indies, that is why he is not talking.

Question: Who is the dad?

2. Wife to husband: Now that you have lost your place in the Indian cricket team after your dismal show in West Indies, our income has stopped. But, you are drinking litres of milk. Where I will go for the money?

Question: Who is the husband?

3. Husband to wife: What is this for breakfast you have given dry bread.

Wife: After your poor batting in West Indies you will have for brakefast only this, and not Idli, dosa etc.

Question: What is the etc.? Why the wife is not telling the etc.? Who is the husband?

4. Wife to husband: Your children are creating nuisance and you are keeping quite.

Husband: It is not in my control. Our batsmen have failed.

Question: Who is the husband?

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Answers:

Q1: Tendulkar

Q2: Dhoni

Q3. Etc. is uthappam. Wife does not tell it because it is her husband's name and yes, the husband is Robin Uthappa

Q4. Dravid.