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Old 28th March 2007, 10:51 AM
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The Times Of India 14th Feb,2011:
India is playing in a 5 nation tournament ;the other countries being
Uganda,Sudan,Papua new guinea and the mighty Bolivia.Today is a must win
match for India against tournament favourites Bolivia for a berth in the
semi finals.The winner of the tournament will fight for a place to enter
the top 35 rankings in the world.
On the morning of the match ,a strategy session is being held by Greg and
Rahul.This is how it goes.
Greg:Boys,this is one of the most important matches in the last three
years.We have to beat Bolivia.Lets go through the batting line up and the
bowling line up in this meeting.
Greg:So Sourav ,you will open right?
Sourav:I don't know.Bolivia has a pace bowler who only bowls short pitch
deliveries.His pace is consistently in the range 55-60 miles /hour.I cannot
handle all that pace.
Greg:Oh,thats ok.He won't dare to bowl short pitch stuff against the Indian
batsman(we have such good credentials).If he does by mistake,just to make a
statement to the media,get Hit Wicket and come back.Such non sense should
not be tolerated.
Greg:So who will partner Sourav.
Rahul:I think Sehwag should.He looked in form in the last game against
Sudan.He hit 5 fours between first slip and second slip before he caught at
second slip.I think he is in the pink of his form and he should open.
Greg:Thats good.
Greg:Sachin,you will bat at four ... ok?
Sachin:I don't know.I have to go shopping at 11.That means I can't bat
beyond ten overs.
Greg:Sourav and Sehwag will last till six overs.So ,you will come
then.Don't worry,just play your natural game and follow your instincts.You
will go by ten overs.
Greg:So Dhoni,you will keep?
Dhoni:I am not keeping.Last time ,I kept for three hours.My hair is getting
spoilt of this.I have thousands of lice in my hair.As a result,the cows in
my village have started snubbing me and my advances.These days,dragonflies
have started staying in my hair as their food lice is there.I need a
haircut ,I am not playing.
Greg:Please play just one more match,its the mightly Bolivians ,just one
last one.
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Dhoni:Ok.Don't do it next time.
Now it is time to decide on the bowling line up.
Greg:Obviously Zaheer is opening.He was brilliant last game.
(Zaheer had bowled only 23 wides in the last match and he picked up three
wickets.The secret to this brilliant bowling performance was a result of a
mentoring session from Venkatesh Prasad.Prasad told him that to bowl from
mid off and aim at Third slip.As a result ,Zaheer returned with the best
figures in the match.)
Greg:Offlate I have noticed that Rahul has been facing a lot of pressure
and so we have decided to come up with Batting,ling and Fielding Captain
to relieve Rahul of some of the responsibility.
Greg:I have noticed that Munaf Patel has stayed not out in the last three
matches(all the other batsmen had got out by then).I admire the commitment
of this lad and as a result he is the Batting Captain.
Greg:I was also going through this figure.Sourav has been involved in 177
run outs.But he himself has never got out.He values his wicket so much.I
think we all need to Congratulate him on the price he sets for his
wicket.Sourav,you are the RUNNING BETWEEN THE WICKETS captain.
Greg:Anil has been sitting on the bench for the last three years.He keeps
taking snaps throughout the match.He is such a teamman.I think we need to
recognize this loyalty.Anil,you are the ling Captain.
Greg:Harbhajan is the fielding captain.
Rahul:But he dropped the catch in the last match when he dived to his right
to take it.
Greg:Atleast he dived in the right direction.
After this intense brainstorming session ,Indialooks all set to take on
Bolivia.Please pray for the team's success.
PS:The tournament's main sponsor is Ghatkopar Software.They have a lot of
money at stake.
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