Vasthraa's Unwinding Corner

Hi guys
Let us unwind a bit...............

A standard 2 daughter came running from the school excitedly to the mother and told her " Mom I know how to make BABIES!"

The mother was shocked and thought my God have they started sex education in the primary school itself. Where is this world heading to!

The worried mother asked the child "what?

The child said, "yes mom. It is so easy n simple"

The worried mother hesitantly asked the child "How?"

"It is very very simple. All you ve to do is rub off Y and add ies", replied the child proudly.

How to be a father of the great son/ daughter, married with the great daughter/ son-in-law


FATHER - I chose an excellent young woman for you to marry.
SON - But, father, I prefer to choose my own woman.
FATHER - My son, she is Bill Gates daughter…
SON - Well, in this in case that, I accept.

Then, the father goes to Bill Gates…
FATHER - Bill, I have a fiancé for your daughter
BILL GATES - But my daughter is very young to marry!
FATHER - But this young man is the vice-president of the World Bank…
BILL GATES – Well, in this case, all good.

Finally, the father goes to the President of the World Bank...
FATHER – Mr. President, I have to recommend a young man to be the
vice-president of the World Bank.
President World Bank - But I already have many vices-presidents, more than
necessary.
FATHER - But, Sir, this young man is the Bill Gates son-in-law.
President World Bank - In this case he can start tomorrow!

Moral of the story:
Everything depends on the strategy.

Sardar Strikes!

Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor..


Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Sardar Replied: "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.

Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr:Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key

Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....

Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Sardar: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch nahi aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..

After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
"Torch is okay"

Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.

SECOND OPINION

After the doctor gives the patient his diagnosis, the patient says; “Can I have a second opinion?

The doctor says; “Sure. Come back tomorrow.”

Rent Collection

A neurotic is the person who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the person who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is the person who collects the rent.

VASTHRAA Loved all them they are

Keep them coming

Hi shwethag
>Loved all them they are
>Keep them coming

Thank you . Sure i will. But then dont regret later

Hi



If

A=1

B=2

C=3

D=4

E=5

F=6

G=7

H=8

I=9

J=10

K=11

L=12

M=13

N=14

O=15

P=16

Q=17

R=18

S=19

T=20

U=21

V=22

W=23

X=24

Y=25

Z=26



Then


H+A+R+D+W+O+ R+K
=
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+ D+G+E
=
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

L+O+V+E
=
12+15+22+5=54%

L+U+C+K
=
12+21+3+11 = 47%

(None of them makes 100%)....... ......... ......... ......


Then what makes 100%

Is it Money? ..... No!!!!!

Leadership? ...... NO!!!!

Every problem has a solution,


only if we perhaps change our


"ATTITUDE".

It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work
that makes OUR Life 100% Successful.. ..

A+T+T+I+T+U+ D+E
=
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5=100%

WOMEN ARE ALWAYS CLEVER SPECIES

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."

Man: "Hey Cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"


Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

All are so lovely! "Attitude" takes the cake. thank you for sharing.
with love
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