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16th June 2009, 11:30 PM
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HOW TO STAY YOUNG! "The secret of staying young is to > > > live honestly, > > > eat slowly, > > > and ................................. > > > > > > > lie about your age."
PS - That is what I do! 
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16th June 2009, 11:37 PM
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Hi rajiravi
>All are very nice.....enjoyed reading it......and ofcourse, attitude >scores 100 marks.....keep sharing....
Thank you. Enjoy n unwind!!
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17th June 2009, 12:25 AM
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Funny Quotes and Thoughts !!
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."
"If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark."
"Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf."
"An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing."
to be contd...........
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17th June 2009, 06:01 AM
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17th June 2009, 10:42 PM
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Dont overdo - GOD may not recognise you !
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death
experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you
have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live." Upon
recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift,
liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she
figured she might as well look even nicer. After her last operation, she
was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way
home, an ambulance killed her. Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
"I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of
the path of that ambulance?" God replied, "Girl, I didn't recognize you”
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20th June 2009, 09:09 AM
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Onnuku, Rendukku...... and Moonukku
A Science teacher was teaching the importnace of the subject n how one can achieve many things in this world using science. The lecture was monotonous n the bored students wanted to excuse themselves n walk out.
So the first student said, "Sir, Onukku!" The teacher excused him.
After a while the second student said, "Sir, rendukku!!". The teacher was irritated n said get lost.
The irritated teacher said, "Mutta pasangala, neenga onukku rendukku pooinnu irunga. America karan MOONnukku poikittu irukannuka"
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20th June 2009, 12:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vasthraa  WOMEN ARE ALWAYS CLEVER SPECIES | LOVED this one. Please continue sharing.
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Hi supriyaakp
>LOVED this one. Please continue sharing.
Thank you 
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