Deadly PJs ..dont kill me now!!!!!

Deadly PJs....At your own risk...


zindegi ek paheli hai...
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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI



What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

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tired of thinking???

Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"

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okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"

ok whats the opp of venky's..

venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)



Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?






Comepalakrishnan.

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?



Subramanium Didn't See Me.



A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a
bath,
but he hasn't got a soap and there is no water anywhere around...

what can he do?





->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of
integration)
Using the lux soap he will take bath in the 'c'.

Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?

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They Both Are Not a Guava !!

U meant it prathi, deadly pjs they are.....

I just love pjs! Thanks for posting these. Do u know why the chicken crossed the road?
A: It wanted to get to the other side!
Q.do u know why it crossed again?
A. It was a doublecrosser!
Have a happy weekend!
Sharada

Sharada and Rajni,

I love pJs too...here go some more ..enjoy


Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level
of the pond increases. How? Think...........try it Yes you
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A - The other 9 fish are crying.................


A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???


Lets C' if you can solve this one....


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Can't think...c'mon...

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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :
Phulwa,RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were
crawling on the
wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. the
moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and
RaamChuri
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from the wall !!!...
WHY ???
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not getting, very simple yaar..

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coz, they all started clapping !!!!
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Ek Aur

PJ Isse kehte hain.........

Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh
lagti hai. so
he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
jaise hi woh
pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
"jannat" likha hai.

To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska
lecture attend karke aa raha hai! , us proffessor ka
naam kya hai???

guess

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The answer is

Ishq Ki Chhaon.

Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....

Don't scratch ur head this is a song from film "Dil Se"
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One More

What wud u call a Girl who never laughs....?
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Whatz a PJ ?
Obvio usly "a poor joke"





Whatz a (P + i J)?









- A "complex poor joke"


Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?

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Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.

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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2

cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have

anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?






Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat

will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other

cigarette another deadly answer. scroll down a little











Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win

Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down




Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
hanso or hansane do

Ek baar ek hathi (male) aur ek machhar (female) mein pyaar ho jata hai.
Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab log bate karne lagte
hain.
Akhir sharmakar, machhar hathi se bolti hain ki abhi apun dono ko
shaadi kar leni chahiye...duniya wale bahut bate karne lage hain...mera
jeena mushkil ho gaya hain. Abhi dono ko bhagkar shaadi karni hai...isliye
dono Marriage Registrar ke yahan application dete hain aur ek mahine
baad registered marriage karte hain...Abhi dono honeymoon ka plan karte
hain...Dono Kerala jate hai (with Kesari Tours)...
Honeymoon hone ke baad jab durse din subah hathi ki aakh khulti hain to
dektha hain ki bechari machhar mar gayi hain...yes...she is dead...
Now the question for you is
"Kyon?"
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> >> > >>Because, hathi raat ko "Good Night" laga ke sota hain. Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha
What were you thinking...

Prathiiiii,

I want to kill you...hahahahah!! man, those jokes were deadly! I really enjoy reading PJs yet feel like killing the creator!!!

Thanks for the jokes

-Shal

all of them are so deadly i am surprise that i am alive.

3 + 3 =8
Bataaon Kaise?













Bataaon Bataaon!









Nahi Pata?!!








Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

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zindegi ek paheli hai...
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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI


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Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

shivji khush .

Prakat hue ...

bole ...

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puttar maang ...

maang kya chahiye tujhey !

bakth utha ...

bole shivji ...

mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !

shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

unhone kaha ... puttar ...

tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...

kuch bada maang !

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wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !

par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !

shivji usey bade pyaar se khopche me lekar samjhane lage ... bole ..yaar
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kuch aur maang .. guitar

na maang ...

wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab

shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)

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saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata :)
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) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

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Heart Attack

Matlab


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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.

"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.

By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD
YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!

WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."

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ek baar teen ants jarahi thee.......
to unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hie to pahlee do cheenti to usmein
se cheenee ke dane utha leti hei but ek nahi uthati batao kyu ...........



kyunki











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use sugar ki beemari thee

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how do u place a camel in a fridge in three steps??
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3.close the fridge
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hoe do u place an elephant in the fridge in 4 steps??
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1.open fridge 2.take the camel out
3.place the elephant inside
4.close the door

there was a jungle meeting. all the animals were required to report. all
of them turned out, except one. who was it and why??


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now u have to cross a river which ios inhabited by deadly crocodiles...but
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Okay in the jungle meeting where all the animals reported, they were
welcomed with gutkha.....only one animal requested for a particular brand.
which animal and which brand?








Ans: the animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand" (Unche log unchi
pasand !!!)


king lion goes on a search to find elephant
and has absolutely no problem in locatin this camel......y??








becoz our elephant kept his footwear outside the fridge.




suppose u need 2 transport all the things in ur house 4
relocating..suppose u go by aircraft ... it is losing height and pilot
asks u throw something away to reduce load...what is the thing u will
throw away to reduce the load??
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the elephant in the fridge!!!!!!!!
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two persons r talkin by the swimming pool...one says he wont swim bcoz he
is afraid of dying bcoz of drowning.....the other one says ....hey dont be
afraid..i'll show u how 2 swim and he dives in the pool n starts
swimming....
suddenly, the man outside the pool dies...
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the elephant falls on him.......
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ok enough time pass one final Q

ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
to kaise bahar nikalega???????
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geela ho ke nikalega......

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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........

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are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......


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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

An Elephant meets an Ant!!
On Introduction:
Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?
Elephant: Paanch Saal !!!

Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade !!!
Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY .

Elephant: Cheetti tumhari umar kitni hai ?
Ant: Tees Saal.

Elephant: Tees Saal aur itni chhoti.


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Ant: Haan .... I AM A SANTOOR GIRL .... MERI TWACHA SEY MERI UMAR KA PATA HI NAHI CHALTA !