Husband & Wife Jokes part2..(enjoy)

*First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

*Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

*Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.

*Husband and wife r like two tyres of a vehicle.
If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further.
So intelligent men always carry a stepny with them

* In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to
divorce my husband." "But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he
is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She replied,
"My lord, not a single child resembles him."

*From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I
die I want you to marry Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know
that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."


*At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied, "Yes I am, I married
the wrong man."

*" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home
that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's
arms. " Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then
coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."

*A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first
married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers
and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's
all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs
around barking." "Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting
the same service!"


*A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door
and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every
time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to." Replied the
husband. "But I don't know her well enough."

*A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts
shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer
her." One of his friends asked."And when you are angry, what do you do?" The
man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and
none of them dares to answer back.

*A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the
neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that
cured him. "Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said,
"You see, his name is Bill."

*"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?" He replied,
"I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful," I said. "What's
wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.

Hi ,

Nice collection. I heard some of them, but very nice.

Hi.
The jokes were excellent.

regards
Khairu

Hi.
The jokes were excellent.Thanks for the entertainment.

regards
Khairu

ha ha ha
Good collection...
Thanks for sharing ....

Gayathri.

Good Ones!!

Hi !!

good collections ya !!

bye,

uma

mmmm the never ending jokes....nice collections regards sunkan

hey nice ones....
keep it up....

zeenat

Hi

Nice jokes, had a good laugh.

Regards
Priya