Ideal 'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer.

Ideal 'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer.


About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am
contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my
work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my
engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly,
I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I
am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me--> "Just
stop laughing!!")




Relationship status : what?




Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.





Age : 10111
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Here for: web browsing in company hours.




Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)




Ethnicity : Programmer.



Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101





Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all
religions.





Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!



Humor : weekly.





Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.





Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.




Drinking : The first is this.





Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.






Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software
engineer? Believe me, I am living!!





Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)





Webpage: http://naukri.com, http://jobsahead.com, http://monsterjobs.com -
Isn't it Ultimate???






Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking
for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my
future.





Sports: quake, CS 1(Counter Strike), Call of Duty, Call of Duty 2 and all
later versions, Computer Chess





Activities: Are you crazy?





Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101
ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others
censored.





Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.




Tv shows : can't afford one.




Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of my
cubicle....

coooooool !

Very nice...

Gayathri

Cool....
Next day PL will

vidisha