jokes

Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark
in color?
Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV
without applying sunscreen lotion........

Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..

Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are
missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the thief did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....

Thought for the Day!!!
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call
Mother's younger sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM


Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its
inmates. Tell why this odd combination?
Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear
SHIRTs!!!

Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" &
"Decent Girls"
Answer: Both don't exist on earth !!!

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!

Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya
lifetime scheme ...

good one

nice one

Hi,
Whenever I get forwards I remember three names Vivbass,cheer and Heena. So soon I post it here. You three always enjoy and reply to my forwarded posts, but most of the time couldn't reply to you..sorry.

Dear Safa

Thanks for sharing nice jokes. I had a good laugh reading them. I enjoyed the Sardar jokes very much.

Regards
Priya

Too Good

It was really great

Nisha Linu