Mail man's last day

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood .


When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.


At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.


At the final house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door ( which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced .


When he had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.


"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, " but what's the dollar for?"


"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you .


He said, " Screw him - - - give him a dollar."


The blonde then blushed and said, " The breakfast was my idea"

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Very very Nice!!!
Keep such posts coming Heena

Gayathri.