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Old 7th March 2007, 08:52 PM
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In a poor zoo of India , a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg of meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were answered, when one day a Dubai Zoo
Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion
to Dubai Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a
goat or two every day.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed
very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to
see that it contained few bananas. The lion thought that may be they cared
too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently
shifted from India.

The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food
bag of bananas was delivered.

The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,'
Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with
your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas
to me?'

The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the
jungle. .. but... you have been brought here on a monkey's visa !!! '


Moral of the Story....
BETTER TO BE A LION IN INDIA THAN A MONKEY ELSEWHERE
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Old 7th March 2007, 09:12 PM
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Hi TDU,
what a simple example of Brain Drain.....This is the exact scenario in IT Companies today.Being an IT Professional myself, i can understand the Woes of Indian IT People abroad. Anyways on a lighter note , this was a good one.

Keep posting..
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Old 8th March 2007, 03:45 AM
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hello

singathukku..
venunkattaikku vendum
vengalakattaikku venum...

azhagana thaai naadu vittu
attukkutti pala nithaithu
velinaadu povanen
avargal kurangu manam kondallava
theeni pottargal?

velaikku pogum pozhudu therivadillai
veli naadu neenda malar chendu enthiya
ulagam enru ninaikkalam
thulaiikappovathu
anbaiyum, petror paasathaiyum
therinduthaan sellavendum..

nirka..
silar...
makkal en pakkam
sathyaraj sonnadupol...
ange irukkum vairathai
indiavukkulla thane eduthu varugiren..

mmm
kavalaiyay vidungal
ulagame suringikonduvarugiradhu
nammavar..indiyar...ulagam poora..
ingirundum.. engirundum
akramippar..

sathya
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Old 8th March 2007, 04:48 AM
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Hi, Aishu,

You are right about the plight of IT people. Decades ago, there was a big exodus of people to gulf countries for work. Many did not reach due to the bogus agents and have settled in Mumbai since they did not want to comw back empty handed and Mumbai offers opportunities for suevival. This joke highlights such plights of people.
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Old 8th March 2007, 04:56 AM
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Dear Sathya,

Unga pathilkal ellam isai roopamakave varuthu romba interesting a irukku. Eppadi ungalale ippadi ezhutha mudikirathu?.

About people going abroad, in Tamil there was a good movie 'Vetri kodi kattu' with Parthiban and Murali. For me the only attraction is earning some money. Other than that Swargame aanalum thainaatai pola varuma?. The westerners behind the exterior of being good (they will say Hai, hello easily) are really not that good when they find that others are superior in mental or physical attributes. They practice apartheid in a very subtle way. Open racists are also there. So, it is not all green other side.
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