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Old 7th March 2007, 05:41 AM
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Hello - this is a good one....................................
Smart Woman

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She
went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog
said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to
mention the condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your
husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second
wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said,
"That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will
be ten times richer than you. "The woman said, "That's okay, because
what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest
woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like
a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.
Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.


























































The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show


PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies
who
have a good sense of humor.

Cheers,
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Old 7th March 2007, 05:52 AM
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HI VERY NICE ONE,
EVEN THOUGH IT IS,BUT ENJOYED,THANX FOR POSTING
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Old 7th March 2007, 09:17 AM
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Good one safa , message for men Dont' take panga with ladies
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Old 8th March 2007, 04:42 PM
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Dear Safa,

Good one. Keep posting like this.

With love
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Old 9th March 2007, 04:45 AM
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:icon_frown:

Thanks for sharing

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