Some rules that NEWTON forgot to mention!

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start

to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get

an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your

nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the

least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you

had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water,
the telephone will ring.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know

increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine

won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to

the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive

last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss

will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

I hope u all enjoyed with the rules.
Gayathri.

hahahha very true

so nice of u to share it here,very very true dear...regards sunkan

Ha ha ha. it is similar to the Parkinson's rules. If you are waiting for bus No.10, all buses except bus No.10 will come and go. But, another day when you are waiting for bus No.9, several bus No.10 will come and go. Thanks for sharing.

really really true.

makes one wonder why...hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Thanks
jothi.

hahahah...those rules were hilarious!!!
and sooo soooo truee!

Thanx for sharing Gayathri!

Yes very true...ha,,ha

Couldn't agree more. Law of queue and Law of result happens so often to me Thanks for sharing with us.