17 great one-liners

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.



2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes u a referee.



3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.



4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.



5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.



6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.



7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without. But whatever you do, you'll regret it later.



8. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.



9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.



10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.



11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.



12. Ladies first, pretty ladies sooner.



13. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.


14. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.



15. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.



16. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.



17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!!

Dear Prathi,

Pls add on the following too.

1. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

2. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

3. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

4. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

5. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

6. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

7. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

8. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

9.Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away two two weeks before you need it. .