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Old 12th February 2007, 07:28 AM
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. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.
2. What is height of Secrecy ?
Offering black visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning
walk.
4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopt a child.
5. What is height of Craziness ?
Getting a black paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when
you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity ?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass
door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide ?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder
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Old 12th February 2007, 12:34 PM
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The first and last one were too good.
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Ha ha ha, good ones. here are my additions.

what is the height of ignorance?

Pregnant lady applying iodex on her stomach

what is the height of irritation?

A friend asking you in a movie theater during intervel, 'Oh, you have also come for the movie'.
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Old 10th May 2007, 12:34 PM
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hey nice heights
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Old 10th May 2007, 01:36 PM
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Good heights
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hey excellent heights particularly the first one.

Keep on sending

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. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.
2. What is height of Secrecy ?
Offering black visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning
walk.
4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopt a child.
5. What is height of Craziness ?
Getting a black paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when
you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity ?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass
door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide ?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder
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Old 11th May 2007, 07:39 AM
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Good jokes


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Old 11th May 2007, 11:58 AM
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Nice Ones!!
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hey gud ones.
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