Funny Leave applications

·Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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·This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

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·Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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·From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

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·Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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·An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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·A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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·Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

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·Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

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·Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

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·Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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·Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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·A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

ahhahaa,really funny.

Dear Sihi,
I was feeling heavy having posted replies in many threads today. As I was about to log off saw this thread.
My God! I have not laughed like this in the recent past. Great examples sihi.
You brought me happiness. That is a great gift, Sihi. Thanks a ton.
sridhar

Manjula

Dear Sihi,

I couldn't stop laughing on reading these leave applications.
too good and had a great laugh. Thanks for sharing it with us.

regards,
kodi.

hi Sihi,
That was hilarious!
I read it at work and had a terrible time trying to control my laugh. My whole body was shaking as if i had some nerves problem.
I'm going to go home and read it out load to my husband.
Thanks,
Sharada