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Old 30th January 2007, 04:33 AM
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Hi all,
In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier, Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges, always speaks in English. Thatcollege s tudents have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English"
...
Njoy ...........with his..............English..............
Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great
"Jappier's Spoken English"

# At the ground:

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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here).


# To a boy, angrily:

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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?


# While punishing students:

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You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
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Every body should wear dress to college

Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt ,U shirt,V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus

# Sir at his best:

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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"



# Sir at his best inside the Class room:

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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."

Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....


Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences
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Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).


At Sathyabama college day 2002:


"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"


At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:


"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "


VERY IMPORTANT : okenjoy this English, but dont forget your English !!
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Old 30th January 2007, 05:24 AM
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ha ha ha ha ha nice english.
i cant stop laughing
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Dear Viji,

That was FUNTASTIC!!!!!!!
Thank you for sharing
Love
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thanx to honey & meena.
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Hey Viji had a hearty laugh,thanks for posting.
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Hi Viji.........that was stunningly hilarious....

Thanks for sharing..
Jay
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Hi viv
That was absolutely hilarious .Had a hearty laugh.
I the Thankyou for piece this (Got a little influenced!)

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Hi,

I really enjoyed sooooooooooo much
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Hi viji

Enjoyed a lot after reading this post....
I am little bit busy, and in the middle of the work, I am getting head ache.
I want to refresh and I opened this site. Then I saw this post.
Now really I am feeling cool.
Thanks for sharing.

Gayathri.
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Hi ,
I really enjoyed it. Jappiers English is really funny and I believe that its the students of that college who would be enjoying it the Most.

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