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Old 28th January 2007, 08:32 AM
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Two men ,one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.


The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."



The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems..Gimme a break !!"


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Old 28th January 2007, 08:46 AM
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Talking Re: now plllllllllllllllll give me a break!!!!!!!!

hahaaa,really funny.
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Old 29th January 2007, 05:07 AM
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Hai Sunkan,
this is really good.
this is like the விடுகதை in அபூர்வ ராகங்கள்- I do not remember it correctly .
Also you must be remembering the same type dialogue in ஸம்ஸாரம் அது மின்சாரம் - பைத்தியக்கார ஆஸ்பத்திரியில் பைத்தியங்களுக்கு வைத்தியம் பாக்கிற பைத்தியக்கார டாக்டருக்கு பைத்தியம் பிடித்தால், அவர் எந்த பைத்தியக்கார ஆஸ்பத்திரியில் பைத்தியங்களுக்கு வைத்தியம் பாக்கிற பைத்தியக்கார டாக்டரிடம் வைத்தியம் பார்த்துப்பார்?
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Old 29th January 2007, 05:18 AM
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Hai sunkan,

It was really funny . This joke has reminded me of the questions( on family relations) that are usually asked during competetive exams.
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Old 29th January 2007, 06:59 PM
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Dear Sunkan

That was too much...I had a good laugh... and it can actually happen here in the U.S.,you know.
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