Roles in Heaven -Too good

Roles in Heaven :

1-Brahma**
Systems Installation

2-Vishnu
Systems Administration & Support

3-Lakshmi**
Finance and Accounts consultant

4-Saraswati**
Training and Knowledge Management

5-Shiva**
DBA (Crash Specialist)

6-Ganesh
Quality Assuarance & Documentation

7-Narada**
Data transfer

8-Yama
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

9-Chitragupta**
IDP & Personal Records

10-Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses

11-Devas**
Mainframe Programmers

12-Surya**
Solaris Administrator

13-Rakshasas**
In house Hackers

14-Ravan**
! ;Internet Explorer WWWF

15-Kumbhakarnan
Zombie Process**

16-Lakshman**
Support Software and Backup

17-Hanuman**
Linux/s390

18-Vaali**
MS Windows

19-Sugreeva**
DOS

20-Jatayu**
Firewall

21-Dronacharya**
System Programmer

22-Vishwamitra**
Sr. Manager Projects

23-Shakuni**
Annual appraisal & Promotion

24-Valmiki
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

25-Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

26-Dharmaraj Yudhishthira
ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

27-Arjun**
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

28-Abhimanyu**
Trainee Programmer

29-Draupadi
Motivation & Team building

30-Bhima **
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

31-Duryodhana
Microsoft product Written in VB

32-Karna **
Contract programmer

33-Dhrutarashtra**
Visual C++

34-Gandhari**
Dreamweaver

35-100 Kauravas**
Microsoft Service Packs and patches *

Hey how you got all these ideas. Nice ones . Copied and sending it to all those I know who are software professionals. Especially the ones: Apsaras, Yudishtra, Ganesha were too good, and when I read abt Arjuna god you are so creative.