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Old 2nd January 2007, 03:03 PM
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Hi All,

I got this fwd .........nice one..............give this a reading.........


A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for

a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of
dinner?"

"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman
asked.

"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to
spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman
asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair
done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,

I'm going t o take you out for dinner with my husband and myself
tonight.

The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with
you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a
woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments
and wine."

So please take these appointments seriously.
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Old 3rd January 2007, 04:05 AM
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Good one to read sonia,

It also reveals us to take care on our looks as the old saying goes

"AAL padhi Aadai padhi" .

Nowadays ladies especially young girls take keen interest in improving their external looks.It is appreciable.

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Ha-Ha_ha !
Now husbands wont grumble about cosmetic and clothing bills !

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Good one to read sonia,

It also reveals us to take care on our looks as the old saying goes

"AAL padhi Aadai padhi" .

Nowadays ladies especially young girls take keen interest in improving their external looks.It is appreciable.

Bye
BhargaviChakravarthy



hi Bhargavi,
i didn't understood the proverb..........
can u please translate ??
i don't know tamil.

bye
swarnalatha
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Old 5th January 2007, 11:05 PM
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That was a good one. Actually it is true for all women not for those just abroad but for women in India too. But roared with laughter when I read that leaving my daughter totally confused.
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hello

a great writer
once went to dinner
with dress all shabby
no matching tie or trouser
he was denied entrance
inspite of showing the card

he left
and came back
with dinner jacket
perfume and a big smile

the dinner served
he fed his dinner jacket
the pockets i mean
with all the yummy food

people at the table were aghast
was he out of his senses?
he explained his experience
at the door

you show so much concern
for the dress not the man !!

another side to the coin

haha

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Hi swarnalatha,


The translation goes like this.

When our appearance contributes 50%
our dressing contributes 50%

Thats it.

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