Are You Pregnant again? - Funny SMS

Hi Friends,

Some funny SMS, hope you will enjoy

LOVE IS LIKE MISSED CALL

LOVE IS LIKE MISSED CALL
IT STOPS WHEN U TRY 2 CATCH BUT
FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE SMS
BCOZ
IT COMES
&
STAYS INSIDE UR INBOX UNTILL U DELETE
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If U need a friend and

If U need a friend and
there are a hundred steps between us,
you can take the 1st step to get near me
and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
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the only job in the world

Flirting is the only job in the world,
that boys never include in their CV.
Despite having years of experiences
and number of references….:P
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Sardar writes to bill gates

Sardar writes to Bill Gates
about the PC and Windows problems:
1. My child learned MS WORD now he wants MS SENTECE.
2. I fine only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER,
I need that as I own VESPA SCOOTER.
3. I see MS OFFICE but I need MS HOME
as I use PC at home.
4. Finaly, How is that your name is Gates
but you are selling WINDOWS.
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If kisses were water

If kisses were water,
I will give you the sea,
If hugs were leaves,
I will give you a tree,
If you love a planet,
I will give you a galaxy,
If friendship is life,
I will give you mine.
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I am in casualty now

I am in casualty now, don’t say I didn’t tell you.
After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to ICU.
Doctor told, I will die if I don’t STOP.. Missing You
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In life, dont expect anything from anyone

In life, dont expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.
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The only regret I have

The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born
so that I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
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The only thing

The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.
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Wife is a “Received” call

Wife is a “Received” call;
Girlfriend is “Dialled” call;
Sali is “Missed” call
Love is “Waiting” call;
BUT
Friendship is “Fevicol”
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Difference between boyfriend and husband

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
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Are You Pregnant again

No Sexy calls

No SMS

No Miss calls

No Visits

No Love Letters

No Mails

No Dating

I am worried darling

Are You Pregnant again?

or

Are You in Jail again?.
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A simple BYE make us cry

A simple BYE make us cry,
A simple JOKE make us laugh,
simple CARE make us fall in love.
I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.