cow and economy

Traditional economics
you have 2 cows
you sell one and buy a bull
your herd multiplies
economy grows
you retire on the income.

Indian economics
you have 2 cows.
you worship them

American economics
you have 2 cows.
you sell one and force the other to produce the milk of our cows.
you profess surpise when the cow drops dead.
you put the blame on some nation .
you wage a war and grab the cows.

French cows
you have 2 cows.
you go on strilke because you want 3 cows.

German cows
you have 2 cows.
you re engineer them so that they live for 100 years. eat once month and milk themselves.
Italian cows
you have 2 cows.
you do not know where they are.
yo break for lunch.

Swiss cows
you have 5000 cows.none of which belong to you.
you charge others for storing them.

Japanese cows
you have 2 cows.you redesign them so that you are one tenththe size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk.
you the create cute cartoon cow images called cowkimon and market worlwide
chinese economics
you have 2 cows.you have 300 people milking them.
you claim full employment,high bovine activity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
British cows
you have 2 cows.
they are both mad.

Hi
This Bovine Economy joke has been going around for a long time, the last time it went into mass -mailing was when the mad cow disease struck.
But it was nice to read again, Thanx.

vidyasarada