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| Subject: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY - Kidspeak? > > > > HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? > > > > You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you > > like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should > > keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 > > > > No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to > > marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out > > later who you're stuck with. -- Kirsten, age 10 > > > > ============================================== > > > > WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? > > > > > > Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person > > FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 > > > > No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get > > married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) > > > > ============================================== > > > > HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? > > > > > > You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling > > at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 > > > > ============================================== > > > > WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? > > > > Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 > > > > ============================================== > > > > WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? > > > > > > Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to > > know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen > > long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) > > > > On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that > > usually > > gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, > > age 10 > > > > ============================================== > > > > WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE > > THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? > > > > > > I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the > > news- papers and make sure they wrote about me in all the > > dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 > > > > ============================================== > > > > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? > > > > When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 > > > > The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess > > with that. -- Curt, age 7 > > > > The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should > > marry > > them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- > > Howard, > > > > age 8 > > > > ============================================== > > > > IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? > > > > It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need > > someone > > > > to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) > > > > ============================================== > > > > HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE > > DIDN'T GET MARRIED? > > > > > > There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- > > Kelvin, age 8 > > > > ============================================== > > > > And the #1 Favorite is........ > > > > HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? > > > > > > Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a > > truck. > > > > -- Ricky, age 10 > > |
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