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Old 18th December 2006, 07:04 AM
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Subject: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY - Kidspeak?
>
>
> > HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
> >
> > You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
> > like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
> > keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
> >
> > No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
> > marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
> > later who you're stuck with. -- Kirsten, age 10
> >
> > ==============================================
> >
> > WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> >
> >
> > Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
> > FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10
> >
> > No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
> > married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
> >
> > ==============================================
> >
> > HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> >
> >
> > You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling
> > at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8
> >
> > ==============================================
> >
> > WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> >
> > Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
> >
> > ==============================================
> >
> > WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> >
> >
> > Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
> > know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
> > long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
> >
> > On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
> > usually
> > gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin,
> > age 10
> >
> > ==============================================
> >
> > WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE
> > THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
> >
> >
> > I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
> > news- papers and make sure they wrote about me in all the
> > dead columns. -- Craig, age 9
> >
> > ==============================================
> >
> > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> >
> > When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7
> >
> > The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
> > with that. -- Curt, age 7
> >
> > The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
> > marry
> > them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. --
> > Howard,
> >
> > age 8
> >
> > ==============================================
> >
> > IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> >
> > It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
> > someone
> >
> > to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
> >
> > ==============================================
> >
> > HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE
> > DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> >
> >
> > There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? --
> > Kelvin, age 8
> >
> > ==============================================
> >
> > And the #1 Favorite is........
> >
> > HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> >
> >
> > Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
> > truck.
> >
> > -- Ricky, age 10
> >
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