hope u enjoy these jokes

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"

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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints... --

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Hi everybody !!

I am uma, I am new to chennaties, hope u all enjoy these thathuvams,

Pudiya thathuvam 1001 - Collections

1.Naaikku 4 kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu......!

2.Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... kauvery aathula meen pidikkalaam.. aana iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?????

3.Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum, avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa mudiyum

4."Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa? "

5.Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam . naai pidikiravana naaiavan-nnu solla mudiyuma?????

6.Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum , avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.....

7.Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum.. mudi kottina valikkuma???

8.School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

9.Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala...

10.Kolammavil kolam podalam. kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma.

11.Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...

12. 7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida money irunthalum... fast food kadaile Ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum...

13.Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa??!!!

14.Autokku autonu paer irundaalum Manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum...

15.Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu !!! ( Enna kodumai saaar ! idhu )

16.Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachi road poda mudiyuma??

17.'Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appa 'brain wash' nna,, braina kazhuvaradhaa??

18.Tea cupla tea irukum. Appa world cupla world irukkuma??

19.Cell moolama sms anuppalaam Aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu.?

20.Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, Aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna mudiyuma??

21.Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?!!!! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha , Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma ?????

22.Idhu Idhu Idhu Thathuvam ...... Lastly.....from Sun Music.,... ultimate....

23.Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum Ana Monday annikku mandaya poda mudiyadhu!!!!!!

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cheers,
uma

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