bihari style of name ..hilarious a must read

Child's Name - Bhihari Style






A BIHARI WAS WORKING IN MUMBAI, AND DID NOT MEET HIS



wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna ( Bihar).



At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his

colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son.



His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this "Happy

event" happened when he had not seen his wife for four years...



The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the

wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.



The colleagues asked him, "What name will you give to the son?"



The man explained, "If its the secon d neighbour who has taken

care,then the name would be "DWIVEDI";



If it is the third neighbour then it would

be "TRIVEDI",



If it is the fourth neighbour then it

would be "CHATURVEDI";



If its the fifth neighbour then it would

be "PANDEY"...



After listening to this, questions followed.



What if it is a mixture of neighbours?

"Then the boy would be named "MISHRA"...



And what if the wife is too shy to tell

the name of the neighbour?

Then it would be "SHARMA"...



But what if she refuses to divulge the

name of the neighbour?

Then the name of the child would be "GUPTA"...



If she does not remember the name then?

"It is YAAD-AV"



But who knows whether the child resulted

from a rape?

Then it will be named "DOSHI"...



Finally, if the child happened because

of wife's burning desire?

Then he will be named "JOSHI"...



And if the whole country had made efforts

for the happy arrival?....

"DESHPANDEY
regards sunkan

very good posting. i loved it and showed it to my family too.
radha

dear sunkan,

very gud.I laughed so much n fwded to my frnds also.