the limit in cricket

Vikram was at school this morning in the ouirts and the teacher asked

all the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman,

Businessman, Captain of Industry etc, but

Vikram was being uncharacteristicall y quiet and so the teacher asked

him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his

clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,

he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with

him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little

Vikram aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Vikram , "He plays cricket for India but I was just too

embarrassed to say."