politically correct jokes!

Politically Correct Jokes


1
The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the
Attack on the Pentagon:

"I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case
you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of
everything."


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2
Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:


Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great
bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with
that..


Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!


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3
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
"Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks

over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14

million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!! !"

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about
the 14 million Pakistanis!"

Thats good one..........

Haaaaaa lol.... "See, I told you no-one would worry about
the 14 million Pakistanis!"

Originally Posted by Senorita

Haaaaaa lol.... "See, I told you no-one would worry about
the 14 million Pakistanis!"

Hi dear!!
Thanx for ur responses. You know after posting my jokes i really wait for ur responses.


shikha

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