jokes!!

Pakistani on the moon:

Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?

A: Problem...


Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?

A: Problem...


Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?

A: Problem...


Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?

A: ...... Problem Solved!!!


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5
A man is! taking a walk in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees a
little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the
dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a
hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:

"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl".

The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"

Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:

"Brave American saves life of little girl" the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" - says the man. Oh, what are you then?"

The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"

The next day the newspapers say: "Extremist kills innocent American dog "