what some men have to say about 'wives' and 'marriage'

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sa! cha Gui try

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met

Rodney Dangerfield


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

but all said and done, men cannot live without us Women folks!!. I have read a few more quotes in the same vein, but just can't seem to recall them now.

Please so post more oftern Ambika.

Vandhana

Thats absolutely true Vandhana..men cannot live without we women folk..but some men cannot live with women..for varied reasons..
Next time I will post some highly romantic things said by some men about women..how do you like the idea..???
ambika

Dear Ambika,

I've read this post before but it's nice to read it all over again.
its funny -
did you say, romantic sayings, oh, my, I just can't wait for your next post
pls do ASAP.

Ambika,
Yes please do post the romantic ones too.

Like Meena, waiting eagerly for them.

Vandhana

Dear Ambika,
Loved each and every one of them,so true!!! Keep posting more.
Love,

wow ,what a great posting!I can't stop myself from laughing.Please post romantic ones too.
radha

Just now I understood how Socrates became a philosopher! Have heard his was little rude towards him..
It was an enjoyable post Ambika..Thanks