The Stress Relievers

Stress Reliever # 1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the
office. Why ?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I
look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What
other problems can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any
worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he
told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming home at
this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "
Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs."

Stress Reliever # 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married
me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO
MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Stress Reliever # 6
Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his
parents."

Stress Reliever # 7
"How was your blind date ? " a college student asked her
roommate.
" Terrible ! " the roommate answered.
" He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce.
" Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about
that? "
" He was the original owner."

Stress Reliever # 8
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word
"beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks
beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Stress Reliever # 9
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success
as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. What were you
before you married her ?
Millionaire: A Billionaire

Stress Reliever # 10
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Stress Reliever # 11
A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."

Stress Reliever # 12
Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first
man you are sleeping with ?"
Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the
others !"

Stress Reliever # 13
"Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the
U.S.?"
Answer: "Because people started licking the wrong side."

Stress Reliever # 14
Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and
exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I
have advised?"
Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

Stress Reliever # 15
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my
pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your
sense of humour."


regards sunkan