this forward circulates a lot have u read this?????

She spent the first day packing her belongings into
boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she
had the movers come and collect her things. On the
third day, she sat down for the last time at their
beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on
some soft background music and feasted on a pound of
shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and every
room and depositeda Few half-eaten shrimp dipped in
caviar, into the hollow of thecurtain rods. She then
cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband
returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss forthe
first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell.
They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing
the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and
carpets were steamed. Air Fresheners were hung
everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off
gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a
few days, and in the end even paid to replace the
expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People
stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to
work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could
not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A
month later, even though they had cut their price in
half, theycould not find a buyer for their stinky
house. Word got out and eventually even the local
realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they
had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank
topurchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man and
asked how things were going. He toldher the saga of
the rotting house. She listened politely and said
thatshe missed her old home terribly, and would be
willing to reduce herdivorce settlement in exchange
for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no
idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a Price that
was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but
only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She
agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the
paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend
stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack
everything to take to their new home....
.......including the curtain rods.

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?????

Dear Sundari .

This is the first time i am reading this and had a good laugh. This first wife was indeed very clever.

Vandhana

good one

Dear Sundari,

I've never read this one before but its tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good.
I enjoyed every bit of it.
thanks for sharing.

Dear Sundari...

Maybe this one circulates a lot, but it never got to me!! O my...what a funny forward. I was laughing so much and enjoyed it completely. A reeeeaaal good one.

L, Kamla

Dear Sundari,
I enjoyed the piece thoroughly. No, I haven't seen this before. Looks like O.Henry's story. The final twist was the best I have ever seen in the recent past.
Thanks a ton for bringing this to our notice.
regards,

Varalotti

Dear Sundari,
The joke was too good. I have not read it before, so enjoyed it all the more
Regards,
Meenu

Sriniketan

Hillarious.....

women r smart....

Good one.