Laughs!!!!

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million
soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2
make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI

* Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a
big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

* Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

* Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya
jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

* Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the:
ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

* Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi
achche yaar mile, meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe
aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

* It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper
that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting
the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

* Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri
ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

* Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti
hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai
clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very
clear

* Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

* Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN
PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

* What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH

Last but its the best one.i just love this one..!!
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse
mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.