ravanan hanumaanodu : aliya shambu onda dei..? hanuman : illa anna.. ravanan : dei pollatharam parayalle... satyhaayittum ille ?? chathichalla padachone.. (raman to hanuman in private) : dei paile... ninte kayyi shambu irikkanathu njan kandathaanalla... hanuman : dei anna.. pathukka parayade..... pandaarakkalanu 10 thalayaa.. kodutha podi polum bakki kittukela.... ................................................................................ Galelio used to study under street lights!!! Abraham Lincoln used to study under candle lights!!! Grahambell used to study wid neighbours light!!! Enikkariyan melathathu athalla.....ivanmarakku pakal entha pani???? ....................................................................................... HAPPY KERALAM VS Achuthanandan, Oommen Chandy, Pinarayi Vijayan & K.Karunakaran were flying in a helicopter. VS Achuthanandan drops a Rs.100.00 note & says, 'I made 1 Malayalee happy.' Chandy drops two Rs.50.00 notes & says, 'I made 2 Malayalees happy.' Pinarayi drops ten Rs.10.00 notes & says, 'I made 10 Malayalees happy.' K Karunakaran drops 100 One Rupee coins & says, 'I made 100 Malayalees happy.' The pilot, who overheard all these, warned them, 'I'll throw all four of you out and make three crores of Malayalees happy.' ........................................................................... MANICHITHRATHAZHU--MALABAR VERSION Nakulan(Suresh Gopi) - Hamsa Ganga(Sobhana) - Paathumma Hamsaaathummaa ijj ippo Beevathoonu sari baangaan pondaa... Pathu:Enthaappo olkku saari vaangaan njammalum koodi poyaal??? Ham:Annodalledee hamukke paranje ijju pondaannu…. Pathu:Ijj enne vidoollaa...? Inne pokaan vidoollaaa... ijj enne eedunnu saari vaangaan vidoollaa??? Daaa hamukke... anne konn...ante chora muykem kudich...njammal.... Ham:Chi nirthadee.....pahachee...!!!pandaaradangaan...... Pathu:Hamsakka....njammalippo enthu kunthaa paranje?? Ham:Sabooraakk...sabooraakk.... ijj onnum paranjittoolaa, njammal onnum kettittoolaa...... anakk berukkane oronnu thoneethenum....ijj poyi lungyo saaryo enthann bechal mengikko.....
hai reshmi,thanks for sharing.i liked all your jokes especially grahambells and karunakarans joke.sandhya
