Malayalam jokes

ravanan hanumaanodu : aliya shambu onda dei..?

hanuman : illa anna..

ravanan : dei pollatharam parayalle... satyhaayittum ille ?? chathichalla padachone..

(raman to hanuman in private) : dei paile... ninte kayyi shambu irikkanathu njan kandathaanalla...

hanuman : dei anna.. pathukka parayade..... pandaarakkalanu 10 thalayaa.. kodutha podi polum bakki kittukela....
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Galelio used to study under street lights!!!

Abraham Lincoln used to study under candle lights!!!

Grahambell used to study wid neighbours light!!!

Enikkariyan melathathu athalla.....ivanmarakku pakal entha pani????
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HAPPY KERALAM

VS Achuthanandan, Oommen Chandy, Pinarayi Vijayan & K.Karunakaran were flying in a helicopter.

VS Achuthanandan drops a Rs.100.00 note & says, 'I made 1 Malayalee happy.'

Chandy drops two Rs.50.00 notes & says, 'I made 2 Malayalees happy.'

Pinarayi drops ten Rs.10.00 notes & says, 'I made 10 Malayalees happy.'

K Karunakaran drops 100 One Rupee coins & says, 'I made 100 Malayalees happy.'

The pilot, who overheard all these, warned them, 'I'll throw all four of you out and make three crores of Malayalees happy.'
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MANICHITHRATHAZHU--MALABAR VERSION
Nakulan(Suresh Gopi) - Hamsa
Ganga(Sobhana) - Paathumma

Hamsa:Paathummaa ijj ippo Beevathoonu sari baangaan pondaa...

Pathu:Enthaappo olkku saari vaangaan njammalum koodi poyaal???
Ham:Annodalledee hamukke paranje ijju pondaannu….
Pathu:Ijj enne vidoollaa...? Inne pokaan vidoollaaa... ijj enne eedunnu saari vaangaan vidoollaa???
Daaa hamukke... anne konn...ante chora muykem kudich...njammal....
Ham:Chi nirthadee.....pahachee...!!!pandaaradangaan......

Pathu:Hamsakka....njammalippo enthu kunthaa paranje??
Ham:Sabooraakk...sabooraakk.... ijj onnum paranjittoolaa, njammal onnum kettittoolaa......
anakk berukkane oronnu thoneethenum....ijj poyi lungyo saaryo enthann bechal mengikko.....

Hmm Malayalam... i can't understand yar

Good one.............thanks

hai reshmi,thanks for sharing.i liked all your jokes especially grahambells and karunakarans joke.sandhya

hi
good jokes. post more