Santa singh jokes...........

Santa singh jokes I BET YOU WILL ENJOY THIS ALL THE WAY! Santa bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book &said 'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now itis 6610' ------------ --------- --------- ------------------ --------- --------- --- Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is inMedical College . Banta : Really, what is he studying, Santa : No he is not studying, they areStudying him. --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------- What is Common between : Krishna,Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? Santa Replied : All are Born on GovernmentHolidays. ----------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------------ ---- Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: 'I luvu sister.' ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------------ --- Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I writefor mother tongue.? Santa: Very long! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. ************ ********* ********* ******** * ********* Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money. ************ ********* ********* ********* ** ******* Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teachererases the board. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railwaytrack. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: No, u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is comingon platform? ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* Q: A Man asked Santa, 'Akal badhi ya bhains? ' A: Santa bola, 'Pehle date of birth to batao.' ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entereda lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever - What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* Santa (reading from book of facts): 'Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?' Banta: 'Why don't you use a mouth wash?' ________________________________

Too good, had a hearty laugh . Thanks for sharing Saikripa.

Cheers.

Haaaaaaaa haaaaaa first joke itself big hit!!
santa..

WOW... oh my GOD... The jokes were rocking..!!

Thanks for sharing...!!