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Old 14th September 2006, 01:45 PM
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Default The ICICI!

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to
celebrate their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our
engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.

Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the
beach.

However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to
live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the
island.

An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our
Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"

"No, sweetheart," she responds.

Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we
pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?"

"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.

"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the auto
loan to them too this month?" he asks.

"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."

Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest
hug
in 40 years. Mona pulls
away and asks him, "So, why did you hug me?"

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Rajiv answers, "They'll find us!"
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Old 14th September 2006, 02:34 PM
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Default Comedy in Tragedy

hi Safa,

That was a good one and it is so true! I think some one should suggest to President Bush to stop all FBI and military activity to get Bin Laden. He should engage these financers to do the job. That would save so many innocent lives.

Regards
Sharada





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