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Old 28th June 2008, 10:44 PM
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Default Human Brain Analysis

Women - Multiple process
Women's brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe.

Men - Single Process
Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV while Talking. He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.


LANGUAGE.
Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up allows her to learn multiple languages quickly. But can not find the solutions to problems

Men can not easily learn languages; he can easily solve the problems.
3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.


ANALYTICAL SKILL
Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So he can easily analyze and find the solution for a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
If a complex map is viewed by a woman, she can not understand it. She can not understand the details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.


CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fast. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and driving accordingly. His single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrating only on the driving.

Where as women take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed.
You can often watch, while men driving the car fast, the woman sitting next to him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." ..etc..


LIE
Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily.
Her super natural brain observes the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the words comes from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lying.
Men's brains do not have this.
Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, While lying to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face with blanket.
Don't lie face to face.


PROBLEM.
End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and put into individual rooms of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking into the sky for a long times. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.
End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry abt the problem being solved or not.


WANTS
Men want status, success, solutions, big process... etc

Women want relationship, friends, family...etc...



UNHAPPY
If a woman is unhappy with her relationships, she can not concentrate on work.
If a man unhappy with his work, he can not concentrate on the relationships.



MAP
Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can leave his seat to T shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes back to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical skills space of brain.
Women can't do this. They often lose the way to their seat.


LIFE
Life is very easy to Men. One good job, one alcohol bottle is enough for him.
Women want everything in life.


SPEECH
Women use indirect languages in speech.
Geetha asked Vijay, "vijay Would you like to have a cup of coffee?"
This means, Geetha really wants a cup of coffee.
In the morning......."Darling, do you think, will it be good to have an Omlette for breakfast"
Men use direct language. "Geetha, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls stop the car when you see a coffee shop".
In the morning...."Darling, Can you please prepare an omelet for breakfast".


HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion.
Men act a lot with out thinking. That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world.
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Old 29th June 2008, 12:01 AM
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Hello keshavkutts

Thanks a lot for sharing this information.
Analysis in this is correct, I am agree to it.

When I compare responses of me and my husband to certain situations , it shows as given in your post.

Thaks again as it will be helpful to understand the person and build relationships (again women always thinks for relationship---- )

Keep sharing information
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Perfect Analysis
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too funny but true as well
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that is so very true !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hi !!
Thanks for the nice post.. It's very true!!

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hi kavita,

seems funny but its very true.
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Very funny... veracious too

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