Jokes-Relax

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A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down
Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend
the night in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"

"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner
and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's
wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell.
"I'm the groom."


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Sometimes we forget. It's a simple fact. Everybody forgets
something from time to time. Sometimes we forget to call
someone. Sometimes we forget to thank someone. Sometimes
we forget to turn off the lights. Sometimes we forget to
wash our hands. Sometimes we forget where we left our car
keys. Sometimes we forget... what was I talking about?

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A young girl was very much interested in the progress of her mother’s pregnancy. Finally the day of birth drew near and the girl overheard arrangements being made for her mother to go to the hospital. She looked at her mother with great puzzlement and said,
“Mom, I don’t understand. If they’re going to deliver the baby, why do you have to go to the hospital?”
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Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the bath-
room, I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restrooms.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the
stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and
I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat
embarrassed, 'Doing' just fine.'

And the other person says: 'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking
this is too bizarre so I say: 'Uhhh, I'm like you, just
traveling.'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can
when I hear another question. 'Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I
could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
'No... I'm a little busy right now!'

Then I hear the person say nervously... 'Listen, I'll have
to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who
keeps answering all my questions.

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