Romantic Killing- Good One

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE


RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND
LINE:



My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming:
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot:
This describes everything you are not.

I thought that I could love no other:
that is until I met your sister.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you:
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace:
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes :
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away:
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell:
Except for maybe "Go to hell." :)



Cheers!!!!!
SK

hey ,

it is absolutly true u know ...fisrt line is told to hiswife in the fisrt few months of marriage then starts the second line ,,in very humorous way.
keep going buddy...

bye,
shashi.

: nice rhythemic romantic lines both first and second ... Suni...

hahahahaha cool ones