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Old 30th June 2006, 11:52 AM
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Talking one more for ur smile

one more fwd joke

One fine morning Amitabh Bachchan told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum
> chalayenge..".
>
> Driver: "Par saab aapki tabyat?.."
>
> Amitabh :"Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he, I am fit and fine...kya
> dancekarke dikhau, dialogue, fighting kareke dikhau.....Hain"
>
> Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... zoooooooooom
>
> breaks one red signal.........
>
> breaks second red signal..........
>
> breaks on more red signal...........
>
>
>
> Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to come to the
> side of the road..
>
> Tells the driver to come out... "Chalo licence dikhao, puc, gaadi ke
> kagjaaat..."
>
> Sees amitabh "are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is very suprised to see
> him........
>
> Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers....
>
> "Sir, aap jaldi yahan aye naake par..."
>
> Sir:"KYun kya hua??"
>
> Havaldar:"Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda hai aur maine us gaadi ko side me
> rakha he"
>
> Sir: "To phir?"
>
> Hawaldar:"Sir, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi hai sir .... mein uska
> challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yahan aiye .."
>
>
> Sir:"KON MAALIK HAI US GAADI KA??"
>
> HAWALDAR : "WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE ... AMITABH BACHHAN
> KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI....".

> Keep Laughing
>
>
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