one more fwd joke
One fine morning Amitabh Bachchan told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum
> chalayenge..".
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> Driver: "Par saab aapki tabyat?.."
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> Amitabh :"Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he, I am fit and fine...kya
> dancekarke dikhau, dialogue, fighting kareke dikhau.....Hain"
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> Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... zoooooooooom
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> breaks one red signal.........
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> breaks second red signal..........
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> breaks on more red signal...........
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> Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to come to the
> side of the road..
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> Tells the driver to come out... "Chalo licence dikhao, puc, gaadi ke
> kagjaaat..."
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> Sees amitabh "are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is very suprised to see
> him........
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> Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers....
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> "Sir, aap jaldi yahan aye naake par..."
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> Sir:"KYun kya hua??"
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> Havaldar:"Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda hai aur maine us gaadi ko side me
> rakha he"
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> Sir: "To phir?"
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> Hawaldar:"Sir, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi hai sir .... mein uska
> challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yahan aiye .."
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> Sir:"KON MAALIK HAI US GAADI KA??"
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> HAWALDAR : "WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE ... AMITABH BACHHAN
> KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI....".
> Keep Laughing
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