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Old 15th May 2008, 11:36 PM
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Default Never Lie To A Mother That Too An Indian Mother

Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Kumar said,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar

A few days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother, which read

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not sayingthat you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...

Love, Mom

Lesson of the day:
Don't Lie to Your Mother..... .....especially if she is Indian ! WHAT SAY U DO YOU AGREE
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Old 16th May 2008, 03:28 AM
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thaz really nice answer sukan mam, gud post..!!
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very very funny.....it may happen in india....he heh he
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thats true , very nice
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Dear Sunkan, A very good1.
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... Excellent one ... Thanks for sharing M'am ... Suni ...
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Really hilarious!
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That was a good one smarty mom
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simply superb. yes it is true ,don't take panga with indian moms hahahaa
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Wow...
So True...!! it was excellent to read..!! hahaaaa
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