A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back,
the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother
asked, "How was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was
wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon
as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I
mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to
come get me and take me home.... Please mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell
me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the
daughter, "I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me,please!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so
upset.... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words
like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"
(Another fwdedjoke...Enjoy !)