computer programmer's shayari

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Computer Programmer's Shayri

Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your FILE NOT FOUND!
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+DELkar doonga...
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Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekhti hain
jaise 0 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING...
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more DISK SPACE.
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Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya SERVER DOWN.
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Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gayahai sab kuchh
kya MAILBOX, kya E-MAIL.
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Dil se ek ishq ki
APPLICATION create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se DEBUG karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.
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Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee aur sogaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
TIME OUT ho gaya.......
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Nazar mein to Ek ayi hain
aur shaayad lonely bhi hain...
Lekin Problem ye hai ki Voh
ab READ ONLY hain...