Sardar jokes

Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more than 1000
letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.

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What is the full form of singh : s-sardar i -insaan n -nahi g -gadha h -hai.

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Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?

They're there for those who don't drink.

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How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways??

He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!

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One evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with
pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way...

Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually?

Sardarji: 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my
home.
Friend: 'Is it! Then, How did you come to office from
home in the morning?'

Sardarji: 'I was pushing my scooter from home to office
also in the morning.

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One day a Sardarji talking with his friend.......
Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we
will not be able to communicate with my child.

Friend: Is it! Why?

Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will
start to speak after 6 months.


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BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,
and the answer is 6!!

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BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the
alphabet yet!!

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Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching
high and low, all over the living room.

She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa:"Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on
television saying ....'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can
he know what I am watching?"


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Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought,
thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

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Ek sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek aur
sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon
latka hai, dosre Sardar bola, "Oye, side B gaa raha hun."

Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has
changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally
writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: No, u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
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Santa (reading from book of facts):
"Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Oye! is mei suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

HA HA HA HA HA! Still rolling with laughter!

Enjoyed sooooo much.
Thankyou.
Archana.

u made my evening!!!
thanks nd keep more pouring in

Ladies,

I hate to be the bad guy here but I can't stop myself so forgive me. Jokes are great and it's wonderful to laugh but when you do it at the expense of one india culture it leaves a bad taste for me.

hi,

sardarji always great

bye
padma

hi,

i am unable to control my laughter. nice ones.

regards,

Vanaja

wow, nice jokes

i cant control my laughter

cheers
sreelatha

ha ha ha

Good jokes.

madhu