Smartness of words

1
Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called..
"IT professionals"
2
An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has
fallen off"
3
Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many,
4
Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the
company..!
5
Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
6
What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new
and
Just few hours left for your exams..!
7
Jus4Fun
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise
man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
8
Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl
I ever loved.!"
Boy: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!
9
After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: "
WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
10
A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee...
..... Leave them to us

11.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

it was nice and interesting to read

i had a good ti9me reading this..
Thanks for sharing.