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Old 6th June 2006, 11:42 AM
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Default bachelor guy vs girl

MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A BACHELOR GUY
Heading
First Week
Second Week
Third Week
Fourth Week
a) Bank Balance
20000
2000
200
20
b) Conveyance
Auto ("I can afford it")
Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
Walk ("Good for health")
c) Girl Friends
Eena , Meena & Tina ("I can BUY love")
Meena &Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Tina ("I am loyal to her")
"Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"
d) Mobile Maintenance
Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")
e) Boozing
"Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!
"Man, there is nothing in Goa . Let's go to Mysore ."
"The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"
"Drinking is injurious to health."
MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GIRL
Heading
First Week
Second Week
Third Week
Fourth Week
a) Bank Balance
20000
20000
20000
20000
b) Conveyance
A uto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
c) Boy Friends
Abhinav , saleem, Peter
Sachin, sumeet, vinay
Abhijeet, Ram, christopher...
Arun , Saketh, vimal..
d) Mobile Maintenance
Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
e) Boozing
"Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!
"Come, let's go to Kulu and freak out!
"Come, let's go to Shimla and freak out!
"Come, let's go to darjling and freak out!








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