This is the captain Speaking

'This is Captain Sinclair speaking.

On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602.
'If you look out of the windows on the side of the plane, you will observe that both engines are on fire.
If you look out the windows on the other side you can see that the wing has fallen off.
If you look towards the ocean you will see three people waving from a bright yellow lifeboat.
That's me, the co-pilot and one of the stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!'