some more shaadi ads for u to laugh.....

Enjoy !!!

Amazingly hilarious.
These are Girls ADS taken from shaadi.com.

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no
Place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...

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Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If
any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to
my
heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter..
Thanks
Yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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I want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Homework?)
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Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may
never create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire
life can run smoothly. thank you

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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He should be good looking and should have a service. he Shoulsd have one
brother and one sister. he should be educated.

(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself
a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........
hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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I am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmy luck now i am
looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as
in KSBKBT......

(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure she must be demanding too
much, ain't he?)
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I want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER
OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND
THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing{laughing})
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Whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom
and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would bde
called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
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I love my patner i marriage the patner ok I search my patner and i love the
patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering
from "Ok-syndrome")
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HI I AM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR
AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

(the "ok syndrome" again)
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I am pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
sister complity marred

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)
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I am very simpel and hanest. I have three sister one brother and parent.
i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
kalahandi
diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

(actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or tailor.??)
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(Height of desperation!!!)
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I want one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he havea
frank he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main
think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but I am
not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that I am a
good girl. My father already expired . I am ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS
YOUR. bye bye.

(uttama purishinin)
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